IngredientsA piece of human or animal fatDescriptionSomeone has called you fat/obese, or other word with the same meaning. Now take revenge by making their words rebound on them, physically!
Spell CastingMake sure you are worked up in fury. Chant "You have called me (whatever they called you), so you will know how it feels to be like that! So mote it be!" Scream that last sentence. Make sure you do it at that person's house. When they hear you, if they do, hide. Then, before they eat, imagine that person fat. Then, slip the animal/human fat into their food. The next day, they will start to grow fat, 150 calories per second for 15 minutes. Laugh all you want. Magic spells for everyone, anytime, any occasion.
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