pagan humor

A letter from a third grade teacher sent home to pagan parents







Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas,



Iwrite this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Pleasedon't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight Astudent and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address.

Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the room with her pencil in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her art class is in an hour and to please refrain until then to do any drawing.

Andspeaking of art class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists ondrawing little circles around all the stars and people dancing on theground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for takingoff her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the way,what does "skyclad" mean?

Aradiahas no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outsideduring recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. Shelikes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she wants no oneto ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what theywere doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a littleplastic knife and started waiving it in front of me. I thought this abit dangerous, so I took her to the Principal's Office. She explainedto the Principal that she was "opening the circle" to let me in. Shealso said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or runwith an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. Idon't know what an "athame" is, but I'm glad she keeps it at home.

Asfor stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Justyesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johson and shaking myfinger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When Ifinally caught him, he told me Aradia told him and the rest of theclass that the last time I shook my finger at someone, they caught thechicken pox. I explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen.

Oneof the strangest things that happened was when I asked the children tobring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought insalt, incense, and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humour.

One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto Othersas you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me andstated that it was "Do As you Will, but Harm None" and she will notstop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I try tocorrect her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed herfinger at me and mumbled something under her breath.

Inclosing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a parent/teacherconference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. Iwould like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rashthat I am quite worried about.

With deep concerns,

Mrs. Livingston

P.S. Blessed Be. I understand this is a greeting or closing from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct.

ha ha i love it. :D

lol. This was very amusing, Wtrpriestess. Thank you for sharing this.

That little kid is awesome!!!!!!!! When I have a kid, I hope she or he is like that! haha I would just laugh at the teacher and say, "Kids..." while shaking my head.

Lol, why is it any of the teachers concern to why your daughter is...your daughter? And just because your pagan, and so is your daughter, I think that the teacher is just, butting in to you and your families life...But thats just my opinion :)

hah, ever since I read this I started drawing pentagrams as stars when ever I make stars in art class

I so love this tell me hun did you write it or someone else cause it is great every witch i know has laughted. brite smiles for all

I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes. My husband thought I was nuts until I let him read it. lol We both agree that our future kids will probubly be like that.

So the real question is what do u think she should do about it

I did not write it I got it from a friend of mine