What's your excuse?

I can't make you pizza because my talking dog ate all the cheese!

Will you feed my pet rabbit?

I can't feed your pet rabbit because I gave all the rabbit food to your dog, oops.

Can you please give me a Tarot Reading?

I can't give you a tarot reading, I lost my glasses...

somebody find me my cauldron..

I would find yourcauldron but I seem to have lost my eyes.

Can someone please give me a tree?

I'd give you a tree but I'm not sure I could carry it all the way to Cali!

Might one of you read me some of my favorite hymns?

I would read your favorite hymns but I'm too busy with studying!

Can you please do my math test?It only has over 200 problems.

Sadly, I am genuinely very bad at math. Unless it is handling money then I am decent...mostly because I love shopping so I learned how to make things stretch. I'd probably just get angry, rage quit, and burn your homework lollollol. xD

Would one of you like to weave garlands with me? :D

I would love to weave garlands but I have seemed to lost my hands.

Does anyone wanna make candles with me?

I would but I'd end up using them to burn everything. I am why we cannot have nice things.

Anybody wanna play Smash Bros with me? :D

I would love to play Smash Bros but I'm busy destroying the patriarchy!

Is there anyone who wants to do a scavenger hunt?