JUST FOR FUN

the guide stared at me disgusted. " I don't want a butt pop. Grab a purple mushroom and eat it, it'll get rid of the purple face....just stay away from the rest of us spirit guides." The spirit guide slowly fades out, turning slightly green as I pull the lollipop off my butt and.....

begin to suck on it with renewed vigor, ecstatic that my condition will be cured.

I realise its time for lunch because after everything that happend I'm so hungry and going home for milk and cookies,but when I got home ..

i found that someone had ransacked my naughty-naughty closet and had spread all of my....

dead bodies across the floor.

Wait!

I suddenly realized, all my chocolate stash had been stolen. This was special chocolate that...

gave me the power to turn into anything i wanted but also the chocolate was keeping

MY DARKEST MOST TERRIBLE SECRET WITHING ITSELF (on the paper whrap)
i had to find the chocolatte and keep my secret from other eyes and ears. so i decided to gear myself and go for the hunt
i was ready to face my enemy who has stolen my dark secret but i forgot to bring...

my beans without them my farts would be too weak to kill who ever took my wonderful chololates so instead of killing him/her with my farts i decided to....

go to the friendly neighborhood Wal-mart and buy all of the

with a plasma screen TV shoved up his...