jokes

chaos what are you talking about i shouldnt have put this. it was just to stop the fighting.

lmao nice.

This is a gay joke!
No offense is meant by posting it...

Jack and Bill are sitting in the park and Jack says: "Bill?...i'm gay!"

Bill: "Gay?"
Jack: "yeah Bill...i'm gay"
Bill: "tell me Jack...do you have 5 cars?"
Jack: "no...why?"
Bill: "do you play golf?"
Jack: "no...why do you as.."
Bill: "do you have a big house?"
Jack: "NO...what's your point?"
Bill: "Jack you're not gay you're just a plain fag!"

(I think that it is quite weird to talk joke in this forum, but anyway, there are many people talk about it, so I will join)
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Mr. Lim's son graduated from USA. His son back to his hometown China after end the academic.

Son: Dad, you know, USA moon is brighter than our hometown's.

Dad: ...

Son: Dad, USA air is fresher than our hometown's.

Dad: ...

Son: Dad, you know, USA has a very advance machine, when a pig is put inside a machine, than the pig will be a sausage! So advance. Dad, our country is very poor and stupid.

Dad: (Starting angry) Oh really~ There is more advance in our country. You know? When a sausage is put inside a machine, there will be a pig!

*Get the point?
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This joke isn't very funny, but here it is:

A half-asleep pregnant woman and her fully awake, extra-muscular husband were eating lunch. The pregnant woman picked up her glass of water and dropped it on the ground. It shattered. She said, "water.........broke....." Then she fell asleep. Her husband jumped up, grabbed her, threw her over his shoulder, and started running. She woke up and yelled, "Honey! What are you doing!!!" He said, "I'm running to the hospital. She screamed and went into labor.

Stefany although your joke are funny but don't say my joke isn't. It hurt me...
:)

I'm not saying your joke isn't funny. I'm saying mine isn't funny.

(Im not racist i detest anything that is but this is a joke.Sorry if i offend anybody i didnt meen to)

5 black guys and a cattelack are driving around the grand cannon.The car goes crazy and falls of the cliff.whats the sad thing of this story?

A cattelack is a 6 seater car. :)

(p.s:as i said im not racist sorry if this offends you)