phenix

"not to mention asking him something is like talking to an all knowing six year old who just drank a case of red bull,some caffeine pills,and a line of coke who also loves to sing."
Are you sure you managed to summon a phoenix? Either you got a thoughtform or you're imagining things. A phoenix does not pay attention to little children like you.
"i only used him/it once and i still have an eye twitch just thinking about it." - Phoenix is a race you nutter! What the heck is with the noobs giving higher races a bad name?
"also phoenix is really annoying" - well if the SPELL WORKED, which we all obviously know it doesn't, you apparently control it, so why would it annoy you?
Don't ever give phoenixes or any other races a bad name. Don't even call out to one if you don't know what you're doing.

"not to mention asking him something is like talking to an all knowing six year old who just drank a case of red bull,some caffeine pills,and a line of coke"
A six year old would not likely live through that. Their body can't handle that much caffeine.

I don't think a child can handle snorting a line of coke. It would make their heart explode do to the upper effect and that a child's heart beats at a faster pace to being with. If you meant the soda I believe they would drown in it LOL

i am confused....