What's your excuse?

I can't go grocery shopping. There's a UFO hovering above my apartment.

I need someone to do my laundry.

I would but dirty clothes give me a skin rash.

Anyone wanna plant marigolds with me?

I would help you plant marigolds, but I have a doctor's appointment...

Someone help me paint my house...?

I would but I am afraid of ladders! D: That and I would just get high off the paint fumes lol. xD

Let's play hop scotch~

Oh I would love to! But games make me go temporarily blind. :|

Someone wants to help me color this neat drawing i just made? :3

I'd love to but...I never learned to color inside the lines. ):

Go Pokemon hunting with me?

I can't go Pokemon hunting with you as I forgot how to tie my shoes...

Can someone dye my hair blue ?

I would love to dye your hair blue but I always get colors mixed up! :/

Anyone wants to help me make j-lo? :3

I would but I'm not sure how we'd make the music singer J-Lo.

Let's go shopping at Hot Topic!

I would go to Hot Topic with you but it is too hot and I don't have any topics lolol (jk)

Someone go get icecream with me?