Witch Jokes

What does a Witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.

I use to be told a bunch of pagan jokes in high school by my pagan friends but I can only remember one:

Q: What happens when you throw a Pagan and a New Ageist into a lake?
A: The Pagan swims to shore while the New Ageist sinks under the weight of their overpriced crystals.

when i drive plz don't be behind mi cause i brake for fairies gnomes and other unseen creators i can only see

Some of these are really funny. :-)

I think one of my favorite stickers that I have seen said "Don't make me sick my flying monkeys on you!"

Back in Irkutsk, my Baba used to sing this one:
And there was a witch, named Elizabeth Groom
She loved to fly, up in her broom
When she was up there, so high and so fast
All men down said: "that surely is a nice...

What are a pagan child's favorite pastimes?
A: Arts and witchcraft!
Kind of lame, I know...

Still humorous though. :-)

today i was walking in a parking lot and saw this as a bumper sticker : watch out get to close my dragon will eat you
a lady yelled here dragon here boy dinner time
i guess i was to close

A womans house was haunted so she called an exorcist. He came and done his stuff and demanded alot of money in return, they agreed on a weekly payment system. The woman couldnt make the payments so the man repossessed the house LOL XD