SPELL USAGE

Oh wait I've been getting some more ludicrous spell requests:

Is there a spell to instantly make me know about the plot of a book, so that I don't have to read it
for a book report?
Is there a spell make a person win a competition? Because I want Diana to win the X Factor. (She has a crap voice anyway).
Is there a spell to give me better speed so I can win a rugby match. But without any ingrediants or stuff like that.
Is there a spell to make me learn from a past mistake? (I mean REALLY! You don't need magick for such a simple action)
Is there a spell to change a person's mind, so that I can make the X Factor producers bring back Rachel Hylton?
I need a spell to make my computer speakers louder.
Is there a spell to attract a baby dragon so that I can show it off to my friends?
Is there a spell for time travel so that I can wake up on Christmas Eve. I'm kinda impatient.

This is most likely the WORST magickal era in the history of the planet!

Many of these spells also go agaisnt Wiccan Law.

Ive had people ask me for a spell to stop menstrual cramps.

How about you take some midol?

Do you have a spell to make all my chores done so i don't have o do them?

No, how about you get up off your Arse, and do it yourself.
Lazyyyyyyy!
:(
I mean. why cant people stop being lazy and start doing things themselves?

: poor lazy people. Im sorry your lacking the skills to get up and do something for yourself or in your life.

Well some witches these days only use magick to get an easy way through life.

Mystikal not everyone on this site is Wiccan. Even if they were different branches of Wicca allow certain things, while others don't.

"i think the worse part is that there are alot out there wanting to do spells to do harm- get their revenge to someone who pisses them off. dont they know about the laws of karma?"
-wiccachic

I do agree, this kid wanted a spell to "change" his parents mind about him getting a dog.
This other kid wanted a spell to grow a tail.


Am I nuts or is there something wrong with kids nowadays?
Kids are so caught up in *Harry Potter that they think it can happen in real life

*sorry to those who try to get life's facts off those books and movies. It's fiction, there for entertainment, not for learning magick.

I have seen many requests for spells and I am just wondering why these people don't try to create their own spell. Asking us in most cases is the easy way out. I can understand asking if your having trouble with a spell or arent sure of the use for a herb,stone, etc...I just wish that they would try first--if they want get stronger and smarter they are going to have to do it sometime. Please dont get me wrong I am not apposed to helping.

Well the problem with that, is magick doesn't affect everything on the mundane, so there are certain things you can affect magickally, and at the same time there are certain things you can't. For example, magick rarely ever affects modern-day technology so you won't be able to use magick to increase the volume of computer speakers or close windows or anything like that.

Oh.Den what if i say i am a newbie and i want to learn white magic to help people?For example healing.Who will be my teacher then?