Pls help me to FLY!

Get on a plane. Magick will not help you fly. For the billionth time MAGICK CANNOT BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND SCIENCE

big kid: these wings I made from cardboard will help you fly, I blessed them.

little kid: alright

three hours later
big kid: you didn't BELIEVE enough, stupid. That's why it didn't work.

Take some acid

Should we be encouraging kids to take drugs. o.O

i dont know any spells but i know its not impossible some people managed to levitate with meditation google it

Its not true and don't believe everything you read that you can google so sorry to tell you this but I don't live in a fake world

I'm a realist and I hope you can become one and only accept what's real and give up because you are wasting your time

why did i just remember a label on a superman costume 'warning, this costume doesn't enable you to fly'

if it goes against scientific facts, magic cannot do it. try in the astral, or lucid dreaming.

People tend to levitate when they are possessed by demons. Maybe you should just preform one of Solomon's rituals, and obviously get it all wrong like you will. Then once you are possessed by a gang of demons, you can levitate all over the place. Kind of like flying by use of magick, right?

*rolls eyes*

Closes flying tech is levitation and that takes years to accomplish

Saying it takes "years to accomplish" implies that it can in fact be done.

Do you have evidence of this, or even a claim from any even remotely reputable source?