JUST FOR FUN

after this i went searchinf for all the crocodiles in the world killnd them 1 by 1 with my farts but one day

I saw the biggest peanut in the world so i decided to....

eat it but after doing so my face began to swell up and started to turn purple that was no ordinary peanut it was a

Magical purple face swelling peanut!! Oh my! I didn't know what to do, so I...

went to go to see Charlie and the choclate factory who had his umpa lumpas who could helpt to get rid of my blueness..

So I followed the road to..

the factory, but it was closed, so i decided to sneak in

I never thought it would hurt so much getting knocked out by an umpa lumpa. "What was that for?" I cried out as I came back too with an orange little man standing over me looking with creepy violet eyes. "Woah...

I said, "woah, like, totally, like, little orange midgets in, like, green wigs, like, woah dude." at this point i realized i was completely high off all the...

Farts from earlier so I.....

took a plunger and shoved it up...