GOLD BRICKS

An excerpt from "The Book of Lies"


Teach us Your secret, Master! yap my Yahoos.

Then for the hardness of their hearts, and for the softness of their heads, I taught them Magick.

But... alas! Teach us Your real secret, Master! how to become invisible, how to acquire love, and oh! beyond all, how to make gold.

But how much gold will you give me for the Secret of Infinite Riches?

Then said the foremost and most foolish: Master, it is nothing; but here is an hundred thousand pounds.

This did I deign to accept, and whispered in his ear this secret:

A SUCKER IS BORN EVERY MINUTE.

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HEHEHE!!! BRILLIANT! TOUCHE.

Hehe. After I posted this I thought about how the title may be misleading on a magic forum. Which led me to think how those who clicked the link got very much the same treatment as the master gave.
I couldn't help but chuckle to myself.

I wish more people appreciated this, but I admit it's the first time I've had a bit of fun watching the number of views grow, as the replies do nothing. Perhaps I am mean.

Hehe. I found it hilarious.

hha cool

I chuckled!

I just didn't post that I chuckled til now lol

I also found it very amusing.

It was funny but it also show that people really go for the parlor tricks of magick like becoming invisible, transfiguration and such. If people would realize that this isnt Hollywood and grow up then this site would be much better.

Chiefly the reason I saw fit to post it here. Thank you.