is there a spell 2 get pragnent by someone far away and famous? that'd be cool.. kinda.. i've thought of all possibilities about this like the kid wont know his/her father and he wouldn't know he had a kid with someone he don't know. but i don't know...
Yes there is one..
1. Drug the celebrity
2. Extract sperm
3. Keep sperm alive
4. Say "I am so retarded" and impregnate yourself with extracted sperm.
No seriously, what the heck do you want a celebrity as your pregnancy counterpart for?
"by someone far away and famous? that'd be cool.. kinda.."
Cool? Grow up and face reality.. Why famous?
Spells can only help with emotions and influence things, they ARE NOT Kazaam crap, physical pregnancy must have sperm, don't you have SOME sort of biology lesson in (at least) Year/Grade 10 at school?
First, your problem with an Asian Boyfriend
Now this.
What DO you seek from magic!?
You have NOT thought of all the possibilities. What you are proposing, though not possible, is asinine at best.
The creation of a child should not be from a spell for shits and giggles. That's a LIFE. Not a game, not a toy, not something to chuckle about with your girlfriends while thinking of all the cute cloths you can buy for him or her.
How old are you?
Children shouldn't even be on your mind. Be a kid. Be a teenager. Enjoy it.
I had a kid at 20. Wanna know what it's like? Cause famous father or not it'll be the same.
The fun starts when you notice your toes look like sausages. The back pain while pregnant is fun. You can't find a position that makes all the aches go away. The contractions and delivery....AWESOME. Ever feel like your crotch was on fire while at the same time feeling like your entire body is being split in 2? Intensify it by a Million and there ya go. That's help you understand a portion of it.
Then there's the crying about every 40 minutes. Yes, 40 minutes. Sleepless nights because baby doesn't work on your scheduel. Waking up in the middle of the night hoping to god you don't drop the poor thing while you feed him/her because you can't keep your eyes open. Trying to figure out what cry means what. Fever crying is the best of course. The kind where no matter what you do, you can't make the blood curdling cries stop.
Going out? Forget it. You have no life anymore. It is now dedicated to raising a decent member of society. All your money, gone. Pampers aint cheap, nor is formula and the cloths they never stop growing out of. Child care, food, cloths, toys, doctor visits, temper tantrums, days when you want to rip your hair out simply so you dont rip out theirs.
You have not answered any questions, what are you seeking?
Why do you want to be pregnant?
Why do you think Angelina Jolie adopted a baby and not had one instead?
Don't answer us with "..." or you're just a baka.
This is the most repugnant thing I have ever seen on this forum!
I really do feel that this site walks in a downward spiral toward being the worst magical site on the internet. Not only is there vast amounts of misinformation, lies, and arrogance, but it seems that more and more people here have no morals or values.
Maybe this is the way the world is going. Maybe instead of becoming more enlightened and intelligent as a species humans have already reached their highest potential and now they are falling back down the ladder.
One's ethics really does tell a lot about a person and I have to say that some of the ethics I have seen over the past year here on this site are saddening.
I agree with everyone here. I dont want to offend you, kanonmandy, but have you ever thought about the fact that, even if you could get a spell, your poor baby might end up deranged, altered, retarded, etc?
Not to mention that keeping him/her from their father would be completely cruel, and they would probably end up asking you about it one day.
You would have to say "When I was younger, I was going through a phase where I was obsessed with magick. I couldn't walk anywhere, I had to fly! I had to use freaking magick for everything! I got pregnant by magick, had you by magick, and now I wish i could use my magick to go back in time."
I dont get people who fawn over celebrities. Their entire image is as fake as fake can get. The money, the style, the talent, all borrowed, anyone can get that far with connections and most arent even that great. Also their life isnt so lavish, their a slave to their contracts its like selling your soul. Actors are actors, singers, rappers are actors, even politicals are actors. Im not saying that they dont work im saying that who you think they are is completely separate from who they are. Then people are all shocked when the bad news comes out into light about them raping someone or embezzling or going crazy. Im sure youll find a much better person on your block then the celebrity damned.
Another note, wtf are you talking about, thats going in my stupidest post ever list. If it was possible, what would it matter, would you try to do a dna test and become all famous when he denies the fact that its his baby? All for the money huh? Even if it was, and you did it just to have his child which is absurd, im sure you want to have relations with him, theres little chance it would look like him, only youd know and people would call you crazy.
