What You Will Need-
One large clean pot (the cooking dish, not the drug)
One large clean frying pan
One utensil to stir the shredded hamburger meat
One utensil to stir the noodles
Strainer
Half a pound of shredded hamburger meat
One box of noodles
One jar of sauce
One stove with timer
Water
Fork
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Herbs For Added Affect-
Parsley Flakes,
Oregano Flakes,
Garlic Powder,
Onion Powder,
And (if you want it spicy) Red Chili Powder.
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-The Ritual!
First; place the half pound of shredded hamburger meat into the large clean frying pan and add a pinch of each herb. Cook on Medium heat until all the red spots (bloody spots) are gone, carefully move the meat around to keep it from burning. Remove from stove and add the jar of spaghetti sauce.
Second; fill the the large clean pot with water and place on stove to boil, turn the heat up to High. Once water is boiling add the box of noodles (removed from box) and set the timer for 10 minutes. Add a pinch of each herb to the noodles after they have gone limp. Stir occasionally.
Third; Once the noodles are done drain the pot with the strainer and once the water is gone put the noodles back into the pot. Now pour the meat and sauce over the noodles and mix it all up using both utensils.
Now all that's left is to place the Spaghetti on a plate and eat it with a fork. This ritual can be used to rid a person of hunger and bad flavor from another consumed object. Is best when served with soda or wine.
I wouldn't exactly call this a ritual. But it made me luagh. And there are something out there that it won't over power. the green nitghtquil is one of them. The wine might.
Thank you, I actually meant for this to be funny and at the same time share a recipe.
That is why I said "best served with soda or wine", what the spaghetti can't conquer the wine or soda might.
If you want to make the spaghetti more filling or if you want to replace the meat; chopping up certain vegetables such as red/green/yellow peppers, tomatoes, and maybe even carrots, would be good. Boil the carrots with the noodles and cook the peppers and the tomatoes with the meat, or if you remove the meat just put butter into the frying pan and fry the peppers and tomatoes that way. That should work.
In place of meat you can always use the frozen veggie burgers.
Also TVP can be used as a replacement. TVP is basically ground up soybeans,made to look like meat. You soak it in the broth of yr choice.
Its in alot of foods you already eat.
Rognorok-- You were never suppose to post the secret "spagetti ritual"! It was in The Secret Book of Secrets!
