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heres a joke post make all the jokes u wont dont take it serious if its about u so start the jokes let out your anger make a good laugh

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Here's a joke I have: What starts with 'E' ands with 'E' and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!!!!

that was a bit hilarious..

how bout this.
Want to know the easiest flying spell of all time?
then here..be skinny and say*i believe i can fly,i believe i can touch the sky,bla,bla,bla...i want balloons...yea!tied to my body,so that i can fly,i want to fly!!*(in singing tune)

so there you go get balloons tie up and fly!!!
hope you don`t get shot down by bird haters!
lalalalal!!

ive got one...Mr. smith was 'doing it' to a goat. i asked his son-'ur dad is having sex with a goat...dont u have a problem wid this? and the son said-nahahahahaha!!!
hope u got it!

Ive got one: whats the diffrents between a pizza and a black guy?

A pizza feeds a family of 4 a black guy doesnt.

P.S im not racist in any way its just a joke

HAHA Im not racist either, in fact I have a good freind who's black, but that was funnny lulz.

Here's a joke that SOME of you might find racist, but I actually found it in a jokebook so it's probably not:
How did the giant school teacher destroy 5 countries whilst on the trip to the aquarium?
He picked up Turkey, dunked it in Greece, fried it in Ja-pan, fed it to Wales, Russia-d off and Den-marked the school work!

(Those are countries!)

Or maybe you'd preffer this EXTREMLEY bad one:
What did the herb say to the plant?
It's thyme for tea!

didnt i make this post months ago................wow it improved dam* forgot my joke from 2 months ago. of course.

How about this:

2 frogs cross the roead and the one frog says to another: "watch out! a caaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

And the other says: "whaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Hope you get it