Hello :) Does anyone know about a spell to speed up your internet connection like a hundred, thousand or maybe a million times faster? :)ones that there's no ritual needed :) Thank You So Much if you could help me!:)
Re: Internet Connection Spell By: Nekoshema / Novice
Post # 2 Sep 15, 2012
i don't know of one, never been asked for one, but i don't think you'll find one. magic works to help us with life [job, love, health] and i don't think faster internet is one of the things it can help us with.
oh, hello :) im sorry to bother you or was this an insignificant question to spell casters? im sorry if it was offending or something. i sincerely apologize. i kind of found a spell on how to speed up your computer but not the connection..
uhm, the reason i wanted a speed connection spell is because im doing more than 5 research and my internet is so slow that it even takes (ex.) my facebook to load 5mins and its only a half of my profile.. and i can't afford to upgrade my connection as well..
thank you so much for the replies!:) Very much appreciated.
Re: Internet Connection Spell By: Nekoshema / Novice
Post # 5 Sep 16, 2012
not at all :) it was not, i wanted to help the best i could, but i've never heard on one. i am so sorry to hear your facebook lags, how hard that must be for you. it could always be your computer, how often do you delete your history? you could also ask your internet provider if they have any other packages at an affordable rate.
sorry i couldn't be of much help chilharuleen, i tried my bed. on a quick side note, you know how condescending your reply came across? the medium is the message and i can only interpret it in my mind what the tone was, but the first sentence coupled with the rest of your reply came across demeaning. if that wasn't your intent, i'm sorry i thought it was, if that was your intent, you're lucky i responded and not someone who has no patience.
Hmm if brains work of radiation and so does Internet this should be easy for a professional, unfortunately, I'm not one, I recommend you ask a knowledgeable person to make one for you_
I have found two ways to do it the first is to picture the router or source of the internet and picture a ray or string directly between it and your device then wrap energy around it and imagine waves of energy and info going back and forth between them it assists and strengthens an existing internet connection
The second is to imagine a sort of internet black hole with your device at the center and just pull everything in to boost whatever small amount of connection that is in the area
I am currently on my phone in a canyon in the middle of nowhere and have four bars so I know it works