i need to get sick

ive been wanting to get really sick (sick for at least 2 weeks) and dont say anything like "its not good for your health" or "you apperently need to see a doctor" because I HAVE ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND.

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... Why would you want to get sick?

lets say i just need to

If you're forcefully trying to make yourself sick you need to go speak to a professional about it.

Against my better judgement, you could try eating 3 oranges then drink a big glass of milk. Citrus and dairy don't go well together. You could also try freezing yourself, take a cold shower, don't dry off then go to Ned with the window wide open [better if you live in some place cold] that ones rather dangerous because you could get pneumonia.

http://m.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay-Home-from-School

That article is ways to take being sick, it should help. If I were you though I'd avoiding intentionally making myself sick. Whatever the issue is, I'm sure you can handle it another way. If you've got a test, study, if its a bully talk to someone. Meditate on your issue, you should find an sender that isn't 'make myself sick.'

Neko.... I'm rolling in the aisles. D:

My computers broken this is all on my phone with autospell on, when I was typing this up last night I was talking with someone. Otherwise I would of reread what I typed to check for spelling mistakes, but using my phone on the forums is a major pain so I just hit send.

I don't think the spelling mistakes are funny at all, I probably didn't even notice them.

What got me choked is that you actually told him how to get sick. I don't know why but it is just hilarious.

the persons probable trying a spell, who knows.