AAA / the old twisted tree.

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Spells ► Health  ► Death  ► AAA / the old twisted tree.
makes you become a twisted tree forever.

Casting Instructions for 'AAA / the old twisted tree.'

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • dead tree
  • glitter
  • sugar gliders
  • spiders
  • racoons
  • lynx
  • tigers
  • black panther movie
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • dead tree
  • glitter
  • sugar gliders
  • spiders
  • racoons
  • lynx
  • tigers
  • black panther movie

watch the whole black panther movie backwards without talking and then plant the dead tree somewhere you'd spend the rest of your life. then release all the animals on the tree and say "live in this tree and grow here forever!" then get naked and throw glitter on your self and run up and down the nearest highway 5 times. put your clothes on and lick the tree. make sure you lick the whole tree and for every inch of moss lick it 78 times. if you aren't in jail or sick you will wake up and see that you are the tree. 

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Added to on Jan 15, 2019
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What... why would someone want to be a tree... I won't be surprised if more people start to question your life choices. no offence... (also, first:))

Buddy, this is ovesly fack, don't do this, not good idea, and like wazd3 said why would you want to be a tree?

my curiosity is who would believe this, it has to be a joke because this is just stupid.

You cannot physically transform into a tree.

Um.....why would watching a movie be of any use in the supposed process of tranforming into a tree.....It makes absolutely zero sense at all...This website is not for stupid jokes like this mister, its meant for people that actually practice real magic, not for people that think they can joke around with forces they do not take serious or people that do not actually have the right mindset to comprehend these things...I personally find stuff like this a little bit insulting to the entirety of the craft..

Um...yeah...this is fake.

wh... wha?

Dec 05, 2023
This is a troll/gag. The only thing this spell is worth is disregard.
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