Cthulhu Revenge

First, draw a magic circle in the black sand. Now, set down the black candle in the top most point of the star. Next, have helper 1 place the red candle in the point right side to the black candle. Have helpers 2, 3, 4 and 5 do the same with the other candles, but in this order: White Candle, Grey Candle, and Yellow Candle.

Now place the emblem in the center of the magic circle. Light the candles in the order they were placed, each person doing the candle they placed. Now seat everybody being the candles. Don't smudge the magic circle, or the spell will not work. Say this, "Oh Cthulhu, you have seen how this person has wronged us. Please give thy one a shard of how we feel. Even thy people go with me."

Now have each person, in order of the placement of the candles, say how the person has wronged them After each helper has spoken, say, "Now you have heard Cthulhu, O dragon lord, so smite thine enemy, smash him, wipe him/her off the face of thine earth..." Within minutes you have said these lines, you should hear thunder, but see no storm clouds.

Cthulhu's head should appear above the candle smoke, which should have now grown big. Say these final lines,

"Now we have awaken you,
Go and fly through the night,
Home on thine enemy,
Make sure he is thinking dark thoughts, not anymore of the light!
So mote be it!"

With that, the candles should go out, and the thunder gets louder and louder. The head of Cthulhu should have disappeared. If nothing happened, it is either you or one of the helpers is weak willed, or the spell may have not been cast correctly.