Become a Werewolf

Read the following before doing anything: Draw yourself on a piece of paper in human form. Make sure that there is enough room to draw yourself in wolf form. Note: You have to have the paper horizontal. Color yourself in human and wolf form.

Fold the paper hamburger style so that you can't see the drawing. Write down your name, ethnicity, and colors of you in wolf form (eyes, fur, etc.). Fold the paper again hamburger style.

Write and say this at the same time: "By the light of the moon and our piercing howls, we are further transformed into cunning beasts. From the circle of life to the evolution of man, I shall be reawakened as one with land. So mote it be!"

Fold the paper again hamburger style. Draw a Pentagram. Fold the paper once more. Now every night, for 3 nights, chant: "Gods and Goddesses, make me a werewolf on this plane from pain and transformation. By the light of the moon and our piercing howls, we are further transformed into cunning beasts. From the circle of life to the evolution of man, I shall be reawakened as one with land. So mote it be!"

Side Effects:

• Uncontrollable anger
• Stomach aches
• Tooth aches
• Blurry vision
• Hungry right after eating
• Urge to howl or shout (being loud)
• Changing Eyecolor
• Sharper teeth
• Better sense of smell
• Head aches
• Bone aches
• Back Pains
• Throwing up