Fattening Revenge

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Spells ► Life  ► Revenge  ► Fattening Revenge
 
Someone has called you fat/obese, or other word with the same meaning. Now take revenge by making their words rebound on them, physically!

Casting Instructions for 'Fattening Revenge'

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • A piece of human or animal fat
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • A piece of human or animal fat

Make sure you are worked up in fury. Chant "You have called me (whatever they called you), so you will know how it feels to be like that! So mote it be!" Scream that last sentence. Make sure you do it at that person's house. When they hear you, if they do, hide. Then, before they eat, imagine that person fat. Then, slip the animal/human fat into their food. The next day, they will start to grow fat, 150 calories per second for 15 minutes. Laugh all you want.

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Added to on Dec 20, 2015
Last edited on Jul 17, 2019
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Don't break into someone's house and start shouting how they will gain weight [you can cast a spell from your home] this spell won't work because of the extreme results in such a short time, magick is more subtle. If you want revenge on someone [and don't mind trespassing aparently] look into war water.

Jun 04, 2019
It was nice reading this spell lol

Aug 04, 2019
you don't have to trespass, you can do it at a sleepover

Aug 04, 2019
You'd still be screaming at the person's house, which would definitely raise some eyebrows. Also, slipping stuff into people's food isn't a great idea either (especially human fat?? Where would you even get that?) Besides that, Nekoshema is right--magick is more subtle than this. There are better ways to exact revenge.

...Human fat? Well, enjoy prison when you finally learn that it's illegal to carve up human fat from others.

Mar 08, 2022
You can use animal fat instead.
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